Am I dumb

Yes yes you are but so am I.

You: am I dumb

Me: yes but so am I

by Traceback June 15, 2022

I Carrot You

Between I hate you and I loathe you

I Carrot You Raul

by quierotuspapas August 6, 2019

i crave a boon

to ask for a favor. it was used in the late 80's and was made popular by Heathers

veronica: i crave a boon.
heather: what boon?

by sockzz_._ September 3, 2023

I Would Top It

A phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay sex, often used in passing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.

Boy 1: Hey you remember if i introduced you to Kevin last night?
Boy 2: Nope..maybe you got a picture?
Boy 1: *opens facebook* here..
Boy 2: Oh...he looks kind of familiarwhy?
Boy 1: Well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. He just texted me.
Boy 2: Solid.... I would top it.
Boy 1: -__-

by partiallyhydrogenated May 16, 2013

I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.

I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023

i love bread

When you use celebrity status to promote a not so gesat product because you own shares in the company that makes it

Oprah "i love bread" Winfrey can't shut up about weight watchers

by 123biggyatl February 17, 2017

i stupid bab

a phrase used when dumbasses try to apologize by simply making them sound stupid instead of apologizing like a normal fucking person

"why the fuck did you eat all my food"
"i stupid bab"
"what the fuck did you just say to me? are you on drugs???"

by poisonkiwifruit June 8, 2018