do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

That Guy

That Guy is usually a bad thing could be a positive depending on context. A person will usually say that guy because he lacks social classification and is usually out of the loop hence the person's name is unknown or intentionally ignored. That guy may have the charisma of an ignoranus and may often be referred too or beckgoned with references like douche or douchebag and ass. That guy also can be a piece of shit that you want gone but he hangs around like a dingleberry.

To sum it up you don't want to be that guy.

Glad I'm not that guy! That guy is a dumbass! Who is that guy!?

by Au. December 22, 2015

society guy

Someone who just graduated and lands a full time 9-5 job. This person will become depressed as they slave there days away trying to sustain a prominent career. You are now like every other college graduate who hates there life.

Joe. I just landed a job at KPMG bro. I'm a society guy now.

by Bruvington Jr January 6, 2016

That Guy

The indistinct person who is the embodiment of all inconveniences. Used to alert someone that they're messing with your steaze.

That Guy: *takes headstart*
Other Person in race: Did you seriously just become that guy

by Our Boy Roy January 7, 2016

That Guy

1: The one person who does the thing no one wants them to do.
2: A douche bag, often known for correcting peoples grammar on the internet

1: Bill: "George, don't open that door!"
*opens door*
Bill :"Dammit George don't be that guy!"
2: John: "You have less followers than me"
Bob: "*fewer"
John: "Dammit bob don't be that guy"

by I'm the definition of that guy March 3, 2016

guy and girl drinking

This most definitely leads to some fun times down low

Dude that guy and girl drinking . He is about to pipe her down.

by Superman 11 March 6, 2016

This guy

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ← is this guy. His name is this guy because no one knows his name. He is the whatever face you see on the website The Urban Dictionary when there is no definitifor a word.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This Guy

by Dank Blazer 69 March 18, 2016