Fuck my nuts!

When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.

"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."

by FMN68plus1 October 18, 2015

No Nut November Preseason

October 25-31

- Bro, it’s October 26 and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day.
- So?
- It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.

by findmeshittinatschool October 26, 2019

Nuts Per Second

Otherwise known as NPS; Nut Per Second is a measurement used to describe a persons excitement or satisfaction level towards something happening.

Yo I just saw Mrs baker from across the street in her panties. When she took them off I was at 37 Nuts Per Second.

by Dakore December 24, 2017

Seth nut milk

Nut from a middle-aged white father.

Dad named Bill: Honey, after the gun show, you want some of my Seth nut milk?
Mom named Beth: o Yes!

by TheMilkMaster126 November 05, 2018

Dees Big Nuts

deez nuts originated from this

friend 1: Hey have you read "Dees Big Nuts" by Mark Thunder?
friend 2: deez nuts, what?
friend 1: shit

by SugmaLigmaSus December 08, 2021

V-12 nut

To have sex in a very short length of time.
To ejaculate quickly.

" Alicia let me fuck in the bathroom at the party. I had a V-12 nut that only took 2 minutes."

by Bo Factz October 17, 2014

betel nut beauty

A woman selling betel nuts(Areca catechu)from roadside stands in Taiwan. The women may vary in appearance from sexy and scantily clad to conservative and matronly. Also known as binlang beauties.

Stanley almost rear-ended the car in front of him when he stared at a betel nut beauty in a microskirt instead of minding the traffic.

by Joe Rodolico January 13, 2008