Right after anal if there is feces on the penis, the person switches to a blowjob and then goes in for a kiss.
“My first time havin anal I accidentally shitted on my mans dick, had to get up real quick and suck that shit off before he saw it. Then I gave him a Hershey’s Kiss.”
by Dale Beans September 8, 2023

by XalvadorBrick May 22, 2022

by Liv 🫶🏻 May 14, 2023

Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.
The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.
by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010

“Jennifer didn’t want to kiss me in front of everybody so instead i used the sneak attack kiss method. She loved it”
by daddy.daniel December 9, 2017

I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.
by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021

by WHATTHEFA April 21, 2023
