"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."
by fairycakesupprise August 15, 2016
Get the Trunk Slapmug. in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021
Get the slap happy grandpappymug. by stulingxcrest October 6, 2021
Get the Slap your brother daymug. When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
by Andy grapes May 5, 2018
Get the somalian slapmug. by chcknggt July 28, 2022
Get the Slapmug. by ThatGuyCalledQ April 13, 2016
Get the //slappedmug. by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023
Get the brain slapmug.