questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.

"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"

by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020

coffee makes me poop

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coffee makes me poop man

by asdhgjasdbgiuashduadhsldgagsdg December 20, 2020

Rear View Mirror Poop

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

by taran8tor1412 April 28, 2008

I eat poop 69

A random retard that's obsessed with urban dictionary and hates pokimane lol

I eat poop 69 is an urban dictionary user that hates pokimane and is very active

by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

poop out your mouth

verb. to vomit, puke

When you drink too much, you may poop out your mouth at the end of the night.

by Picard March 28, 2007

Poop stained corn muffin

When you have yellow poop and it comes out in spheres.

Yo I had a wicked poop stained corn muffin last thursday!

by htikol April 21, 2010

How do mermaids poop

They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...

How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped

2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.

by Wesser123 January 6, 2018