Penis Fish 

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

Penis Fish by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Penis Purse 

A mans scrotum

I keep my balls in my penis purse

Penis Purse by TyTyCool January 9, 2021

Penis wrinkle 

Any person who surpasses the level of fucktard

Friend: look at this fucktard bro he let his buddies give him an atomic wedgie

Me: no thats a penis wrinkle bro

Penis wrinkle by Kraccer Jakk January 9, 2021

Penis genuis 

Someone who is very erotically efficient with male genitalia

I was with a penis genuis last night. Unbelievable!!

Penis genuis by Bush breath January 13, 2021

penis genuis 

Someone who thinks with their dick or someone very eroticaly efficient with male genitalia

I tried to tell him she was cheeting but he’s a penis genuis

penis genuis by Bush breath January 14, 2021

Penis Thresholder 

The sexual act of your girl tying a piece of fishing string as tight as possible around the penis head. The penis, over time will lose blood circulation and fall off. Your girl then will take it, cook it into a meal for you and then eat it.

Guy 1: why are you holding your crotch?
Guy 2: my girlfriend is doing the whole "penis thresholder" thing.

Penis Thresholder by obsidianmoon February 8, 2021

penis butterballs 

When you’ve been working all day and your man bits are nice and marinated.

See also: duck butter, gooch grease, fromunda cheese

I’ve got penis butterballs; I need to shower so my girlfriend will suck my nuts.

penis butterballs by ThunderDome420 February 11, 2021