Melty Chocolate Bar

When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit

Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 April 19, 2023

chocolate overload

When the amount of chocolate becomes unbearable yet unresistable simultaneously

He could not resist buying the 10 layer chocolate layer cake topped with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate whipped cream but he did anyway. He now sat on his couch, having reached chocolate overload.

by Nerdikles June 28, 2017

Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.

D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?

by PoopyMcGee November 07, 2012

chocolate rock slide

Upon withdraw from anal sex, the penis is followed by a full bowl movement.

Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."

by aquacatpro December 28, 2016

Wet Chocolate Willy

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!

My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!

by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024

chocolate cheese

when a women shits on a mans dick that has nob cheese and the man rubs the poop all over his penis and balls.

the lady poop on the man so he could have chocolate cheese.

by DeezNutsprod. May 13, 2015

Chocolate pocket

Landry

That guy is chocolate pocket

by Stinker1311 March 01, 2022