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Bagley middle school

Welcome to where Mexicans and Country kids mix. We got shitty food Shitty teachers but a few which are ok themselves.

We got weed and vapes for sale. Watch out for kids beacuase this school has over 1000 kids. This school is shaped so weird with some of the weirdest kids that look like they just came out of a meth lab.
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Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
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Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
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Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.
“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”
by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019
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edgewood middle school

edgewood middle school is located in highland park illinois. worst school ever. it’s filled with rich bitches that don’t care about anything other than popularity and there daddy’s money. they think there funny but the non-popular people hate them. if your not jewish your not cool. there outfits cost $300000 and there houses are as big as russia. if your not super rich, then your considered living on the streets poor. there are so many cliques. the volleyball girls, the popular, the weird kids, the emos, the druggies, etc. if your emo you get made fun of behind your back. there is so much bullying that some people sit in the bathrooms for lunch alone everyday. those rich cunts don’t care about anything other than there lululemon, pink preppy lifestyle, there golden doodles, bullying, and there ugly faces.
girl: you go to edgewood middle school?? i’m so sorry!!

other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.
by sandwich ur mom May 21, 2022
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Oak hill Middle School

A school where the principal looks like big chungus and the kids smear shit on the walls for art. A school where everyone is high as fuck and people are having sex in the bathroom daily.
by Ohmshater456 November 2, 2021
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Catshill Middle School

A school that’s a piece of shit and full off faggits
I don’t want to go to catshill middle school cause it’s a shit school”
by stinkywinky2900 October 15, 2021
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