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Jack Nicholson

A incredibly sexy actor who plays as Jack Torrance in The Shining, Joker in Batman, and is also incredibly sexy. The reason he’s so famous is because he’s so incredibly sexy. All his Oscar nominations are all because he’s so fucking sexy
Brian: Jack Nicholson is so fucking sexy

Elijah: I agree man.
by peepeefart137293829 July 19, 2021
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jack b

a raging ginger with small dick that will get super insecure on omegle
oh look its a jack b
oh no run away
by ronnxtars September 4, 2021
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jack log

A small length of bubble wrap rolled into a log, taped, and used for male masturbation.
"My mom was cleaning out my room while I was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. Now she'll hide the bubble wrap from me."
by lebrewski September 18, 2013
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jack yeager

A noob at every game ever made.
who is jack yeager? What a noooooob.
by God's pet moose October 4, 2013
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sky jack

chara nari between souma kukai and daichi. a green and yellow theme. kukai is dressed as a pilot and has a skateboard that flies. his attack is golden victory shoot that uses a flaming soccer ball to take down his opponent. his powers are only gained from exposure to the humpty lock.
kukai: my own heart unlock. chara nari: sky jack!
daichi: wow. howd that happen?
kukai: amu?
by ayumu March 12, 2012
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Cold Jacked

80's ganster rap slang for theft, burglary, robbery, etc.

The word cold derived from the slang term "that's cold" meaning cold blooded or without feelings.

The word jack is slang for steal...still commonly used today.
Example: Damn cuz...you got cold jacked!

Translation: Dang...somebody stole your car!
by j money 76 December 18, 2011
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Chap-Jacked

To lose all effectiveness of your chapstick only moments after application. A chap-jacking usually occurs when an individual is approached by another shortly after applying their chapstick.

A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:

- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.

Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.

A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.

You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
As Czarina Yanina prepared for her departure, she innocently applied her Blistex chapstick. As she realized what she has done, her Kniaz Collin has swept her in his arms in what she believed to be a romantic grasp. She was left cold on the curb as her chapstick had been jacked. The echoes rang, "...chap-jacked...".
by ChapAJapJap March 14, 2011
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