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Ouchie Guy

A guy that would say ouchie if you push him.
Omg, I just found out Will is an Ouchie Guy and I had to dump him.
by eliesim February 6, 2025
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guy

a figure representing Guy Fawkes, burned on a bonfire on Guy Fawkes' Night, and often displayed by children begging for money for fireworks.
The kids paraded their homemade guy down the street, hoping for a bounty of pennies.
by Arminkshipper August 14, 2024
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Roy Guy

A rather weird person who always eats anever gains weight and shouts rarrr uncontrolably. He also likes to suck thy cock.Check Check da konnay
'Wow that roy guy boy is so gay he is so thin i think i could pick my teeth with him'
by Your mammas titties March 1, 2009
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Arkansas guys

Arkansas guys are clueless when it comes to relationships and are crazy when they hangout with each other. They are most of the time book smart but not smart with life choices. They are strong physically but not so much mentally. But overall they are truly people you want in your life!
by Lovely crazy April 20, 2019
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guy mandude69

An Uber guy. A man who is an ultra man a man’s man someone who doesn’t have an effeminate bone in his body. He’s so straight it’s painful. Also a man who tends to be over sexualized. He is single but he has an excessive amount of sexual activity.
See that guy hitting on the waitress he’s such a guy mandude69. She doesn’t know what she is in for.
by Guy Mandude 69 April 20, 2022
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soft guy era

The term “Soft Guy Era” is often used to describe a King who has reached the ultimate pinnacle of enlightenment and will no longer tolerate disrespect from romantic partners. A strong, independent Soft Era King expects his women (plural) to hand money up to the pedestal on which he resides.

Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.

Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.

In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Simp: “How much do you spend on a first date?”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
by Softguyera May 7, 2024
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The Guy Next Door

A Term very similar to The Girl Next Door, The Guy Next Door has the same premise.

The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.
"Who's The Guy Next Door" you said? Oh, he's my best friend/Boyfriend/Ex-Boyfriend. We've spent years together.
by ItsSurreal February 12, 2024
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