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pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.
"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."
by Purplax May 9, 2024
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Strawberry Cult Cake

When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry
"You've made a.. strawberry cult cake!"
by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 11, 2024
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Wonky fruit cake

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"
by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024
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turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.
Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake
by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024
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stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
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Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.
"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."
by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024
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Let them eat cake!

Another way of saying "Go fuck yourself" to a person.
*Looks at the homeless person outside* "Let them eat cake!-" *Gets shot 10 times*
by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 8, 2024
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