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Chocolate Milkshake

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake
by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021
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chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
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Chocolate Dipped Finger

When a gay or bisexual man attempts to finger his asshole with out properly cleaning the area, resulting a in shit covered finger
the other day I milk mined and I realized after that i had a chocolate dipped finger
by Fox Fur May 22, 2021
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Meaty Hot Chocolate

A meaty hot chocolate is when a male shits in an cup and then blows his load into it and then he stirs it with his cock. To complete this “move” his partner, or anyone really, must drink this concoction.
1: Hey dude wanna make me a meaty hot chocolate
2: Dude that is so disgusting I think I’ve turned vegetarian, but lowkey sure bro.
by BlueIndustries February 23, 2018
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chocolate rain

a trapeze artist has diarrhea and shits on 23 people
by the cooler penguin27 February 15, 2022
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Chocolate frosty

When a man cums in a woman's asshole and she shits it out.
"My boyfriend wants to try a chocolate frosty" .
by Crazymankills September 2, 2016
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San Francisco Chocolate Éclair

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.
Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!
by Finding Chemo July 22, 2024
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