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Chocolate Croissant

Noun: refers to an act of sexual intercourse between a white female and a black male, typically after purchasing Starbucks or other coffee related items.
Yeah man, I totally gave her a chocolate croissant.
by Randomshi69 June 5, 2021
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Chocolate Smooch

When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.
"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"
by Gordoncheese May 17, 2018
mugGet the Chocolate Smoochmug.

Chocolate slurry

When your performing cunnilingus on your girlfriend and your tongue slips and you lick her butthole
Oh last night I gave my girlfriend a chocolate slurry it was awesome
by bandana darren October 18, 2022
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Chocolate milk

Quite possibly the best drink to exist. Can be made by stirring either chocolate powder or chocolate syrup into milk. If you’re feeling fancy, you can heat it up in the microwave as well.

No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.
“If you heat up chocolate milk, does it basically just become hot chocolate?.. No? ok..”
by UntakenUsername May 3, 2025
mugGet the Chocolate milkmug.

anal chocolate bar

A poop covered penis after having anal sex
She ate up that anal chocolate bar after getting her ass pound
by Lynzz November 2, 2023
mugGet the anal chocolate barmug.

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?
by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021
mugGet the Chocolate Covered Nutsmug.

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