ass ferret

The agry mischievous creature that burrows deep within your lower colon, causing much discomfort and kicking out a lot of loose debris.

AKA Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

I must've picked up that The Stand virus cuz that damned ass ferret is doing his step aerobics today...

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

CRUSTY ASS

Dried up shit that gets smeared arond the ass and drys the next level up from winnets

I got so wasted last night i woke up with a crusty ass

by carl richie January 1, 2009

Packing Ass

Female who has a nice chunk of booty.

"Damn, that chick packs hella ass!"

by Randy Urias November 21, 2003

fuck that ass

1. v. command. usu. in response to question seeking advice about a relationship.
2. The act of fucking an unbelievable piece of tail.

Q- Yo, girl's been doggin' my shit for weeks, what should i do?
A- Man, fuck that ass.

by Jester370 August 31, 2006

big ass

The best space in a parking lot, closest to the door of the establishment.

We won't have to carry these shopping bags far, because we got the big ass.

by Peljack January 17, 2007

eating ass

to eat the booty like groceries

"Yo that girl is nasty!" -dude 1

"Yeah and I went all chris kyles on that ass too." -dude 2
"Got a lot of nerve to be eating ass. Gross" -dude 1

by urniggafarquaad June 25, 2015

ass helmet

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass

hold him down while i give him an ass helmet

by brian November 1, 2004