Drunk Bitch

A girl or guy that has had way to much to drink and then makes a complete fool of themselves and regrets in the morning. usually regretted by ther for inviting them to drink.

That Drunk Bitch Meghan had way to much to drink and now has cum all over her face.

by Sanchez Corisine June 2, 2007

bitch tard

A combination of bitch and retard. Best if said matter-of factly with emphasis on the tard.

Nick, get your bitch-tarded ass out of my way

by kung fu guru May 4, 2005

Bitch Bike

A girly ass motorcycle ridden by a grown man.

A 200lb manly macho man riding a Honda Rebel (bitch bike) when everyone else is riding a Harley.

by Bike Watcher December 22, 2008

Bitch Eyes

Someone who you can tell is an ass just by the stupid look in their face, mainly there eyes.

The guys I work with have bitch eyes, mainly the ones with beards.

by Adam Goldfish July 11, 2009

Tool Bitch

The guy who can't really help you fix the car you are working on or anything else for that matter. So to make them feel like they are worth anything at all you allow them to get you the tools you need for the job. Which is your first mistake cause this person is to much of a tard to know what tool you are talking about so you end up having to get it yourself.

Me: Hey can you hand me a Phillips Screwdriver and some Channel Locks.

Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?

Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..

Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?

Me: My wrists.

by cool cool. April 16, 2010

phone bitch

girl who does not pick up the phone or rejects incoming calls

She's a phone bitch and has the nerve to deny it.

by flatbush July 24, 2007

Kitch-Bitch

n. A mass complaint about one or more AP Chemistry worksheets assigned for homework. Such a complaint usually involves several students, and generally takes place directly in front of the AP Chemistry classroom in a "pow-wow" setting before class starts.

v. To complain, whine, or otherwise deny the validation of said AP Chemistry worksheets, either alone or with a group of people.

n. AP Chem student A: "Man, those reaction prediction worksheets were so difficult last night! I only solved two of the problems!"
AP Chem student B: "Don't worry; I had a really hard time doing those worksheets also, and I'm sure everyone else did, so we'll probably have a Kitch-Bitch tomorrow morning."

v. "Oh my God. These stupid equilibrium problems are impossible. I'm definitely going to Kitch-Bitch when this worksheet needs to be turned in!"

by Maxwell Edison, M.D. January 19, 2009