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Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.
May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.
by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024
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Willow Moment

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by Luxwux November 20, 2023
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lukewarm water moment

something your entirely neutral on or dont know how to respond to something
wanna go bomb the middle east?”- a
lukewarm water moment”- b
by likewarmwaterdrinker October 10, 2023
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Beridze moment

When brain is unable to draw even simplest of connections.
Heterosexual male: I am going on a date tomorrow.

*Beridze moment*: With a male or female ?

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by Araman December 10, 2021
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Gracie moment

Being extremely forgetful about the most random things, but having extreme knowledge for useless facts.
I couldn’t remember how to tie my shoelace earlier, I had such a bad Gracie moment!
by EXO OW July 29, 2024
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Hayden Moment

When the Dupe is at 100%... the most dupe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, known as a "Hayden Moment".
Hayden: "Says something

Everyone: "Hayden Moment. CRINGE!"
by Not_Sal September 22, 2021
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Moments of Joy

And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.
Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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