brown luck

Not to be confused with Brown luck (notice the capital B). Eating something known to cause intestinal distress and miraculously feeling well all evening.

I ate Thai food and thought for sure we'd miss the movie. But Iron Man 3 was watched without incident! Must be brown luck.

brown luck by Browner83 June 7, 2013

brown shoulders 

Someone who is way beyond brown-nosing. When an employee's nose is so far up the boss' ass, his shoulders get browned.

I thought terry the receptionist was a brown-nosing git. Then I heard he took the boss' dog to the groomer on his own lunch break and bought it a new collar with his own money. Brown shoulders!

brown shoulders by Yugemos September 23, 2013

brown lounge 

An upscale bathroom, such as at a fancy restaurant

Jim excused himself from the table to visit the brown lounge.

brown lounge by Jackson Brownie February 28, 2014

brown breakfast 

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

brown breakfast by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014

brown willis 

when you take a turd (long shit) and let your girlfriend play with it during sex

I'm putting the Brown Willis in the condom for sex later

brown willis by clyons55 April 26, 2014

brown palmer 

Opening your hand and spreading your fingers whilst anal fisting.

Watch-out for that one... He's a Brown Palmer, and I'm still sore.

brown palmer by owainthepoen April 28, 2014

brown striped sweater 

the most hideous sweater you have ever seen, sometimes referred to as "shop rag", they must be in-expensive as people seem to purchase more than one. The material must also be quite thin as holes are common.

Wow, cool brown striped sweater, did you get that at a thrift store

brown striped sweater by Big Johnsen May 8, 2014