Lurching Balls

To make a complete ass of one's self, or to react in a way that is viewed as extreme or irrational.

It's alright guys, he's just lurching balls.

by Smelt captain of the west sea October 25, 2008

Milking Balls

milking balls is just cock and ball torture, but more pleasant

(a text that i was sent earlier by one of my friends):
when you milking balls
it be like
🐄😫💦🍼🤰

by milkthemballsrn September 4, 2019

ball wrangler

a really tight pair of underware, or a woman or man whatever your preferance that plays with your ball while having sex.

1. i need to switch to boxers cause these tighty whities are ball wranglers

2. my girl is a real ball wrangler in bed so much she almost twisted them off

by felemtwist February 8, 2010

Ball Print

When you're too tired or drunk to make it to the bathroom and you piss in the sink. When you're done, your balls have left a print on the counter, sink edge or another surface ... showing the tell-tale sign of you using the sink as a urinal.

Stan must have been drunk off his ass last night. When I went into the bathroom, there were his ball prints all over the sink. Dude must have had a lot to drink. The sink smelled real nasty, too.

by Guy4Guy July 6, 2017

ball draft

When a man lifts up one leg and usually places his foot on a desk or bench to maximize the amount of air that flows past his balls; hence ball draft !

That's a helluva ball draft that he's using to air-dry!!

by DirtySouth305 January 13, 2018

balls in the pâté

Expression created by 3 teenagers in an LLCE class, it means that there is definately something going on/ it smells fishy.

Your favorite color is purple but you aren't gay ? There must be a ball in the pâté
I'm sure there is something going on between you and your cousin, it's balls in the pâté

by aurHapl March 7, 2023

Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint

you left ball tracks on my toilet seat

by Kallen89 April 20, 2017