slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 25, 2018

National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day . Boys can slap and grip a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy :nice ass *slap and grip girls ass*

Girl: why?
Boy:its national slap ass day

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

Slap That

When you see the most prime little medium wage home in the suburbs that is inhabited by average Joe’s and you know you’re about to sell them whatever you want.

“Hey homie, you see 5909 over there with the Nissan Altima out front, I’m about to Slap That so quickly.”

by BeanBottaBoom May 4, 2021

Bannock-Slap

A way female elders of the native American Persuasion punish the ones they are responsible for punishing, For using frybread (fried bannock or baked bannock to strike the baloney out of the mouth of them youngsters.

His granny said hes get a bannock-slap if he kept beating on hid siblings.

by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 October 25, 2022

slap the ham

something that is amazing; wonderful

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩

by starlights7421 May 22, 2021

National slap a physicist day

Day (everyday) when you can slap a physicist. Especially those who study at PMF, Zagreb

Filip is a physicist. Slap him on national slap a physicist day.

by Micamaca September 1, 2023

National slap arse day

November 6th, national slap arse day is a free opportunity to slap somebody’s bums

Lewis slapped my arse but it’s national slap arse day

by Jamiecrookk November 4, 2020