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Editors of urban dictionary 

Bitches that have acceptance rate worse than harvard
Jimmy: *crying like a little bitch*
Karen: why are you crying, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I got rejected...*sniff*
Karen: but I thought you got accepted in harvard
Jimmy: no, you bitch I meant by editors of urban dictionary

Fucking stop this urban dictionary Shit 

Please stop this Urban dictionary posts on Instagram! For real!
Fucking stop this urban dictionary shit for god sake

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.
Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting 

You're bored right now, so you typed this into the search box.
i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting

Voting on Urban Dictionary 

Whenever you make a word on UD, a group of people volunteer to vote your word/phrase in. For example, this.
Volunteer 1: Omg this word is awesome!

Volunteer 2: Cool! I'll vote on it too!

Volunteer 1: I love voting on urban dictionary!

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me 

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.
"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.