Taco Jam

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.

Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.

by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018

tacos guacos

breakfast tacos consisting of carne guisada gravy and potatoes, occasionally topped with cheese

hey sebastian, go pick up some tacos guacos for breakfast!!

by tattooedwhitetrash September 19, 2006

Taco puppet

A lady who likes getting fingered or fisted.

She squirmed so much when i fingered her pussy it was like i had a dancing taco puppet.

She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .

by High coyote May 6, 2018

Turned-off Taco

A soft shelled taco. AKA: burrito. The opposite of a turned-on taco.

My turned-off taco was so delicious and filled to the max!

by TacoKink January 23, 2019

Taco squat

When a female gamer teabags you after being killed.

That cunt just taco squated me! She's hacking.

by Feldokkon January 9, 2019

unlucky taco

When you shit your pants and your ass crack is filled with poo

Guys I trusted a fart too much and now I have an unlucky taco.

by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022

bite the taco

Something lesbians do.

She likes to bite the taco.

by MindLube December 7, 2014