Mind Pissing

To mentally mark your territory.

1. Carlos is mind pissing on Megan when Megan belongs to Dave.

2. Megan is dating Dave but Carlos keeps minding pissing on Megan.

3. If Dave and Megan were going to a party and Dave started talking to another girl when Megan was watching, she would walk over to Dave and mind pies on him in front of said girl.

by Dave and Megan February 19, 2011

piss smelling person

Quite literally somebody who smells like piss and is pathetic. Often also has greasy hair, a pathetic voice and uses comebacks such as fat, to try and make themselves feel better for being so pathetic.

Omg look at Josh, hes such a PSP
Play Station??
No you twat, a Piss Smelling Person

by OdoriferousBroccoli September 29, 2017

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

Piss

A great laugh. The kind that makes you hurt and cry typically.

Yo I heard Marcus accidentally hooked up with a dude last night!

Haha that's piss!

by TheWhackMC January 6, 2022

Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.

Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.

by Mike Chong February 12, 2023

Pissed/pissed off

Bad ass. Cool as shit. Hard core.

Pissed- Dude, that tattoo is pissed!
Pissed off- I've suped up my car, now I have a pissed off ride!
Pissed- That show was pissed/pissed off!!

by Maiden666 August 6, 2018

sizzling piss

When your pissing on a burning log and the piss sizzles.

I went camping and pissed on the fire embers and saw sizzling piss!

by Razorblade89 April 19, 2018