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Pull off a Lamar

To deliberately chop off the whole penis during the act of circumcision.

Established as a glorification to congressman Lamar Smith's effort to seize control over the internet contemporary freedom with his SOPA proposal.
Wow, the new SOMEPA bill did try to pull off a Lamar on the internet again, proposterous!
by mystrdat February 2, 2012
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off your gullet

Extremely intoxicated to the point of no return.

Your gullet is a funny word to describe your mouth, throat, and stomach region, hence an individual who is off their gullet may be projectile vomiting as a result of being so intoxicated
Frat guy: “Dude you gotta get up, your ride is here!”

Dude who is fighting for his life on the toilet: “I literally can’t guy, I’m off my gullet.”

His ride: “How much have you drank dude? You are off your gullet!”
by STEG_WEG86 November 12, 2021
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Be up off me

Get away from me. Don't touch me.
Be up off me,Fool! You be up off me, or I'll kick your ass!
by eileen March 9, 2005
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off your rocker

Crazy, out of control, nuts.

In addition to being a kind of chair, a 'rocker' is a device that controls the movement of a piece of machinery. When a machine is off its rocker, it no longer works correctly.
1) You can't walk down the street in your underwear! Are you off your rocker?

2) I'm afraid Aunt Betty is really off her rocker these days.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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off my face

The altered mental state that accompanies acute illness or use of intoxicating substances. Usually a result of too many bevvies.
"I don't remember what happened last night, I was completely off my face."

"She got off her face and started slapping people."
by jessie4000 June 11, 2006
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piss off the pope

A transgression so offensive that it would piss off even the most good-natured person.
Andre: “Bob put his mattress outside to air out and somebody stole it!”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”
by jackofsly October 14, 2010
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Wind off pad

When a woman on her menstrual cycle, has flatuence and breaks wind causing a stench to emanate, bouncing off the sanitary napkin or pad, rebounding into the vagina and wafting up smelling like a cross between blood, faeces, urine and fish market
Chelle dropped her guts, it smelt like wind off pad
by Fungus Black June 30, 2016
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