Simp

Someone who puts women in front of their own needs in order to secure the bag (pussy), however is rarely successful in their exploit.

“Freya told me not to go to the festival”
“Ben, you’re being a simp”

by anti-vaxxerrrrrrrr March 13, 2020

simp

Vanessa

Vanessa:
“I hate men.”
*5 seconds later*
“I’m literally in love with him”

Me: “...”
“simp”

by bunieboy October 29, 2020

Simp

Bobbie. Someone who loses their keys and doesn’t ask the person who has them to bring them for him. Probably flips his hair.

Bobbie is such a Simp. He’ll never get into his apartment.

by Neh90 February 14, 2021

simp

a guy who OVERLY tries hard for a girl. not a guy who respects girls, a guy who overly tries hard for one. and i mean OVERLY.

josh is such a simp 🙄

by annalikesoreos September 18, 2020

Simp

Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.

My dude. I love SIMP so much.

by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020

Simp

anyone named ryland or anyone one with the last name hames. simps can also be spotted using gamertags such as Lil jazzie or deltus fetus. this is the most simpiest form of simps

that nigga jazzie a simp

by JazzieIsacertifiedsiml May 22, 2020

Simp

Suckers idolizing mediocre pussy.
Guys who try too hard to get an attention from a female.

Jáchym is a simp, because he puts the hoes before bros

by PU55YHUNTER69 June 11, 2020