The act in which taking a huge crap causes toilet water to splash up and "kiss" your asshole. Named after Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law. He is notable for not only for being a Doctor, Honorary 5 star general and Lawyer, he was also man of science, a Ninja, and a toothless dirtbag.
by ζαχαρίας March 29, 2022
Get the TheGenerals Kiss mug.When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
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Get the DAIRY KISS mug.When 2 or more people are sitting on the toilet at the same time in the same household, thier buttholes are then thereby connected by the plumbing, creating the reverse kiss. Instead of connecting at the lips, and ending at the buttholes, they are connected at the buttholes and ending at the lips
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“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
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