"James bought 893249823489234775889432050892347509875843792934875023 planets in some random ass math problem and his sister Carol wants 237432847912838488329 of the planets. How many planets does James have left?"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. James is the most loyal person you can ever meet if you get the chance to date a James you are the luckiest person alive he has the most magical dark brown eyes they look like chocolate and they make you feel like your floating in space.
I love James.
by i_do_art_kinda__ November 27, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. God like in every way a true testament to what a man should be but most likely you will never achieve the readyness and steadyness that this master of life has accomplished if you ever receive the blessing of being in his presence Charis every second for you met a legend.
I do believe James can walk on water and it isn't the salt of the earth it is the James of the earth. Damn that dude is a smooth operator.
by Modernops23 January 26, 2023
Get the Jamesmug. He is One of the most sexy person on the earth with his great skills in the bed and his amazing athletic skills. he is a keeper dont let him go if you get one. and is packing 15 inches plus
there goes james
by 123jdssfsfa March 3, 2022
Get the jamesmug. by Fyufyjgyj October 18, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. Absolutely dog shit at his job, couldn’t investigate who farted if he was alone in a room full of mirrors.
He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste
He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste
What’s that you’re wearing? It smells like Halloween!
Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.
Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.
by Pisscent March 19, 2025
Get the Jamesmug. by kamithewami June 28, 2025
Get the jamesmug.