3 alarm fire

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)

The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010

ring of fire

The burning sensation around your butthole when you take an urgent dump (or five) the next morning following a night of way too much tequila and lots of spicy salsa on yer appetizers.

From the bathroom: "Aaarrrggggggggg - ooowwwwwww!!!"
Friend #1: "What in the name of all that is holy was THAT??!"
Friend #2: "Rinaldo did a few too many shots of tequila and ate a few too many street tacos last night: Ring of Fire!"
Friend #1: "Ouch!"
Friend #2: "Amen."

by Li'l Scotty May 3, 2010

great chicago fire

Is when you eat too many Chicago style hotdogs (with every thing one it) and when you take a crap your ass is on fire

HOLY CRAP! i shouldn't of eaten those hotdogs my ass is burning harder then great chicago fire

by that one guyy July 26, 2011

penis explision of fire

When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce

I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire

by 69ner69800 October 31, 2013

Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.

"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."

by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013

creating a fire

When two lesbian women rub so hard and fast their pubes catch fire

They were going at it so hard they started creating a fire

by TheGayer January 30, 2014

San Francisco Fire Hydrant

When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.

Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."

by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014