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Pain-boner

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.
by unused username November 27, 2023
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Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.
Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.
by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023
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Massive boner

When someone has an extreme like for someone or something
James has a massive boner for burger king!
by Ross T G Gibson December 4, 2023
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Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high
I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.
by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023
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Two Boner

two things happening at once, getting two of something, etc

can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)
Example 1:
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!
by peachprincepop11 July 27, 2024
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Giggle Boner

When you’re getting that slurpy top and she lets out a little laugh as your kids slide down her throat, sounding like wet socks on a slippery dance floor
My guy flap got that good ole giggle Boner by that banging 10 leaving the bar (might have been a gay bar)
by Daddysocks19 August 3, 2024
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Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 5, 2024
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