Thank You Card

An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.

It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.

by Spin Douglass November 2, 2010

tweet you later

when using twitter, in replacement of "see you later" or "talk to you later"

@<yourfriend> kk!! tweet you later!!

by slwk April 29, 2009

You best be gettin on

To be told to get away from someone who you may have annoyed.

Yo Jack 'You best be gettin on' yo way away from me!!!

by Dondre' October 5, 2008

cheaper to fire you

1. It is an expression used by an employer to indicate that an employee is worthless and completely expendable.

2. An expression used to show that an employer does not give a crap about an employee.

Employee: Hey Vince (boss man or employer) it has been 10 years now since my last 50 cent raise.
Employer: Bro. It's cheaper to fire you.

by EGX December 23, 2013

box you up

Someone that wants to slap you very very hard in the face

“Listen, when i see you im gonna box you up”

by QueenTeen12 April 20, 2019

love you tost

when you love someone tost you love them “too” && “most”. when you argue with your friend this a very common thing. this practically means this person means the world to you and you’re so grateful for their existence.

CAROLINE:: i love you more ellie
ELLIE:: no, i love you more
CAROLINE:: i love you tost

by loveyou1280 December 22, 2019

Abraca-fuck-you

A phrase said by the wizard Taako during The Adventure Zone: Balance story.

Person 1: I stand up to my full,wizard- wizarding height.
Person 2: Which is two-foot higher with the hat.
Person 1: Yup. Excellent. And then I shout, Abraca-fuck-you!

by therealCph June 8, 2019