Skip to main content

Cake

Sexiest man alive, makes many girls horny and wet at first sight. Muscular, athletic Chad with the solar systems most sexy face. Any girls that come in contact with Cake should treat him like a king and give up their virginity.

A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!
“Cake makes me so horny” or “Cake makes me so wet
by Cake July 26, 2021
mugGet the Cakemug.

Ice my cake

Cumming (icing) on somebody's ass (cake)
"I want you to ice my cake."
"You want me to cum on your ass? Bet."
by Ya girl, Izzy July 23, 2022
mugGet the Ice my cakemug.

cake dump

leftover cake that you won't eat but don't want to throw out so you give it to someone else.
Why did they give me 3/4 of a cake? It's a cake dump George.
by victory07 February 4, 2023
mugGet the cake dumpmug.

funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins
look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!
by Gollywobble May 1, 2025
mugGet the funnel cakemug.

Kendra Cakes

A woman whose essence lights up my life. Her warmth and affection are unparalleled and she is known for the intensity as well as depth of her love.
Kendra Cakes looking cute tho.
by Your Gerbil December 28, 2020
mugGet the Kendra Cakesmug.

Super Birthday Cake

When you make a tray of pot brownies, cover the top in whipped cream, and do whip it’s with the left over whipped cream
Dude we made a super birthday cake and got crazy high
by CavaKing December 2, 2018
mugGet the Super Birthday Cakemug.

pound those cakes

Girl let me pound those cakes for you!
by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022
mugGet the pound those cakesmug.

Share this definition