shit domes

Ass condoms that collect your shit much like condoms collect sperm. Ensuring a shitless pair of pants.

Hey man, don't forget to bring your shit domes! Just in case you shit yourself!

by Dunner4142 January 23, 2016

we at the shit

To obtain the dream your after.

We at the shits going ham in roskey, word to big bird.

by Papa yogi March 31, 2016

Shit of defeat

When you are defeated by a task, so you go and take a shit before giving it another go.

"Where's jack?"
"He's been trying to pass level 5 of candy crush for the last hour, but keeps losing, so he has gone to take a Shit of Defeat."

by Chuchundra November 16, 2018

Loud as shit

Louder than a group of old men with irritable bowel syndrome pooping in unison in a public restroom!!!

After drinking a beer, my lady can burp loud as shit!!

by Puddle1970 July 6, 2017

Timeless shit

What happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom

Person 1: where's Dad?
Person 2: hes taking a timeless shit...

by Ur nan 69 August 8, 2017

Hanky Shit

Anything extremely lame and shady.

Example A, getting set up by the police.

Example B, a person who stole money from a blind elderly lady.

Both are examples of hanky shit

by Master Fensei August 10, 2017

Stall Shit

When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".

I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!

by Martin_Bishop June 14, 2018