Sparkle Tits

The act of putting pegs on your nipples, often posted on various social media platforms such as X/Twitter.

Usually clothes pegs made from eco friendly wood.

Dave: "Did you get any last night?"

Graham: "No but I did see some Sparkle Tits on twitter"

by PegsForNips June 3, 2024

Tit for tit

Equivalent to tit for tat; what the hell is a tat? Same meaning as an eye for an eye

Oh, I owe you? So, this is tit for tit then huh?”

by Cmarie8478 January 3, 2023

Tit Wink

The Act of flashing your tits but constantly raising your shirt up and down at a rapid rate

My wife would tit wink the lead singer for a guitar pick

by DBriddle May 18, 2024

tit chunker

The worst cunt muffin you can find. Think about what cunt muffins are then them double that. They are the stupidest cunts fuckers on the earth. The dumbest cock juggling thunder cunts you can think of

The tit chunker was saying he doesn't know how many earths he's been on.

by Sluttiest one June 30, 2017

Tits Coma

When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits

Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."

Girl: "I read that ass tits."

Guy: "Tits Coma?"

by Damien Soade September 11, 2011

Tit-picnic

A term referring to either a large gathering of chesty women or eating food off the breasts of an individual.

Example 1: "Dude it was a total tit-picnic at that strip club last night"

Example 2: "Licked chocolate syrup off my girl's boobs last night, best tit-picnic ever!"

by Crockopunch March 13, 2011

chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.

That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.

by Luv406liv509 January 9, 2024