John

John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll

Damn he got a small dick John

by Beth691236 November 11, 2019

Johns

When your a Quinn fucking John’s victim who gets victimized by everyone he interacts with.

Peter: who is a johns?

Steve: Quinn Fucking “Johns!!

by Geeker November 29, 2024

Cerrig john

scuffed he is fucking scuffed

dis nigga "cerrig john" scuffed

by not scuffed July 16, 2018

John Hutchinson

COMPLETE RACIST! And homosexual...

Stop being such a John Hutchinson!

by dacman555 January 1, 2012

shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023

John

The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.

"You are being a John! " I said after winning a game of magic the gathering.

by Twitch0601 May 25, 2017

john rogers

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.

Stop acting like a John Rogers! ( A young man who acts old).

by Jessie Young February 3, 2018