Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Suck my tims

A joke used to reference one beating someone in activity such as a game or a fight

Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race

Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro

by Professor Darryl May 24, 2022

sucking against counter

Playing Xayah against tristana while being extremely mad

Blitzcrank "ADC you suck"
Xayah "sucking against counter"

by Dankmeme1337 November 7, 2017

Sudden Suck Syndrome

When you're doing great in a game but for no good reason you start doing dog shit.

Person 1: Bro you were doing so good last game what happened?

Person 2: I don't know I guess I have sudden suck syndrome.

by KGB-Putin September 6, 2019

Suck my tims

It means to suck someone’s foot / shoe

Yo bro you can suck my tims then

by Wmans May 24, 2022

Suck and push

When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.

“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”

“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”

by Nippletickler69 February 1, 2022

on the suck

The active endless vacuum cleaner nefarious maniacal greed: non-stop taking, cheekiness, Epoching of the suck, sucking you up, looking for a sucker, the beginning of the succubus, the big suck,

She came to my house and she was on the suck when she left there was nothing left it was the big stuff I got sucked up she sucked over me.

by 4717 February 24, 2021