shit griddle

Taking a massive fresh shit/dump on concrete or asphalt that has been sitting in the hot sun.

"Isaac thought it would be a nice day for a steamy shit griddle."

by Fat Susie December 5, 2013

Shit whisper

fart

"Who has been shit whisperin in here?"

"It smells like a shit whisper sandwich in this place"

"Id appreciate it if you could shit whisper outside"

by theshitwhisperer November 11, 2013

Shit Freckle

1. A small particle of shrapnel that lands on the underside of the toilet seat after a diarrhea blast. It’s only discovered by those who lift the seat to pee standing up.

2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.

Pam said she was in the bathroom for a while because she had to do her makeup. The shit freckles on the bottom of the toilet seat tell me otherwise. I don’t know if I should confront her about this lie. I need to consult father O’Toole down at the boys club.

by Randy Tinklemuffin December 11, 2021

Ballistic shit

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof

I took a ballistic shit

by Misterymissile September 3, 2020

Ragu Shit

Anything considered cheap. The opposite of boujee.

Don't Uber Pool, that's some Ragu Shit.

by RaguShit March 17, 2019

Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

Shit a house

When something scares or frustrates you so intensely that you shit so many bricks that they form a house.

1. “Dude, don’t scare me like that. I almost shat an entire house...’

2. “You better stop rummaging though my things before I shit a house and make you live in it!”

by Ace O’ Renegades June 25, 2019