Screaming piss

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
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The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear
Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing
by giddyburger4000 December 03, 2023
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Pissing kittens

My girlfriend was pissing kittens when she found out I was cheating on her with her Mom.
by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023
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alien piss

NOS the energy drink, the original only because of coloration
Let's go get cracked on some alien piss
by Rubeshell97 October 31, 2021
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Piss Nozzle

A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.
“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”

“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall
by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 02, 2022
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Creamy Piss

A piss that is creamy(a piss that feels really good)
Boy, did I take a Creamy Piss
by Fast521 September 22, 2023
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Drinking Piss

Drinking piss is the opposite of drinking tea aka having drama to spill. It’s when someone doesn’t really have good information or they have false info or rumors.
They keep talking about me and don’t know shit about what actually happened, they’re drinking piss.
by Ememekwkwksks January 19, 2024
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