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Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
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Wrestle suck

The act of wrestling someone, aiming for your mouth on his manhood.
Last night, I wrestle sucked this guy. It ended up pretty good.
by LilBrown March 18, 2017
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Izyan sucks

Term used for people who like the colour orange
Person a: you are for real an izyan sucks

Person b : this hurts my feelings
by Mahjong May 29, 2023
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Suck and push

When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.
“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”

“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”
by Nippletickler69 February 1, 2022
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Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.
Bill: “ you’re so stupid
Susan: “suck an egg
by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021
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Suck it till you cum it

Suck it till you cum it. A word that defines all sigma in one lump sum.

Meaningless word that sums up a thousand sentences to enhance your dominance. Use it at all cost
Yo yes bro you seen that lenger over there she neeeee to suck it till you cum it🤪

yes pretty lady want to suck it till you cum it darling
by report2 October 31, 2023
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suck noise

A slang term to say 'fuck you take the hard way.'
*Attempting to lift 500lbs* "Have you ever lifted before?" "No." "Suck noise, add 250lbs."
by Deguisseppionoppolis May 28, 2018
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