Fat Cock Energy

Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Fat Cock Energy is the firm and subtle energy emitted by someone who has a delightfully thick phallus and doesn't have to tell you about it. The Fat Cock tells its own story. Not enough people strive for Fat Cock Energy. A surprising amount possess such a gift. People with fat cock energy possess qualities such as competence in whatever position they fill, kindness, humbleness, positivity toward others even when they don't really deserve it, contagious humor, and a "I can make you cum harder than if you were masturbating" aura. Great eyes too.

Mmm. There goes Nathan with that fat cock energy. He makes me feel so comfy and safe but also a little horny.

by NotableDiscomfort November 7, 2023

busting a fat nut

the act of cumming. also known as busting a fat nut.

haaah…IM BUSTING A FAT NUT!

by ADumbFuckOnTheInternet November 8, 2023

Ripping Fat Clouds

Something Katha and Max when they vape their juicy Salt Switches at the Afterhour.

A: "Oh look, there's Robin, let's see how he rips this cloud"
B: "OMG this cloud looks weak af"
A: "Yeah Katha and Max are Ripping Fat Clouds tho"
B: "Hell yeah, they're cool"

by MaximumCloudRipper December 2, 2022

Fat Shit Melissa

600 pound Puerto Rican cow from Brooklyn NY.

There goes Fat Shit Melissa Fruente

by NotIntoFatShits December 22, 2022

i have fat

I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”

“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”

by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018

Yeetus that fat ass

when youre chance

Henry:"hey joe" Joe;"Yeetus that fat ass" Henry:"What the fuck.."

by MinaLovesWords October 31, 2018

fat cat seat

Overly cushy, large, fancy seat designed for the backside of a wanna-be big shot, often replacing a typical seat regular people sit in.

Even when the regular ballpark seats are filled with fans, many of the big blue padded fat cat seats behind home plate at Yankee Stadium stay empty because of unreasonably high ticket prices.

by Charleyslove August 26, 2017