Full of shit

Someone who's got their own money, but tries to use everybody else's ideas against them, and make their decisions for them.

The girl has her own money, her own bank account, that's about all that's original about her. She's plain full of shit.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020

Bumble Shit

Someone that is a complete Idoit and can't function as a human being

Garverick is being a bumble shit again by cutting our pay and spiffs!

by UNCballer88 December 20, 2014

Drift shit

Whilst taking a dump and the seat bolts are loose, you shift to the driver's side unexpectedly. You just completed an artful drift shit. Be mindful of your hangdown, cause excessive angle may result in guillotine style removal.

"Did you see that!?"

"Yeah, tight drift shit Bro!"

by BradFromTampa January 4, 2017

Chad Shit

Doing something that a Chad would do like throwing some parties in the mansion or beach house, playing sports that a Chad would play like lacrosse and baseball or doing something country as hell or flexing your net worth

friend: I’m going to the beach house this weekend and ima use my jet ski and chug some bud lights and ‘ronas

Me: Damn that’s some Chad Shit

by RealChad April 30, 2019

Dippy Shit

The form of defecation where your shit departes your body at a rate of flowing water and the state of foamy milk of a cappuccino when mixed with the coffee it's self making it a shit to remember. This bowl exercise can make people refer to it as "looks good enough to dip a biscuit" and or " it looks like the residue left at the bottom of the cup after a weak coffee." Sometimes when experiencing a Dippy Shit it can hurt as when it exits your body it does so at a rate of knots which can cause anal friction and can possibly rash.

"last night I had a chicken tikka, this morning it has discovered the inside and outside of my anus, gravity did a lot of the work, I think that's what you call a Dippy Shit"

by Isheet'ma Draaws July 5, 2019

Swade Shit

The act of helping someone only if it will benefit yourself in the future. Keeping tabs on every favor you do for somebody.

Can you believe johnny says I owe him a beer just cause he bought me one two years ago... ain't that some swade shit.

by Grandma's Poon juice February 19, 2019

Shit Stacked

so hammered drunk that one shits in his pants or on another object/person.

John was so shit stacked he woke up with a giant loaf of crap in his pants

by dirty dick z March 23, 2009