tits

British term for nipple, a tit is not necessarily attached to a boob, rather it is the nipple, possessed by all. One can be off one's tits yet one can not be off one's boobs.

ey up! I'm off me fookin tits!

by Henry the cat January 7, 2016

tit

1. A species of bird
2. Most commonly used as slang for breast.
3. A nickname for someone who is incredibly stupid.

1. There's a tit over there. Better add it to my notebook.
2. Look at dem titties...
3. You are a one-of-a-kind tit.

by QuantumToaster January 11, 2016

Bitch tit

The person who slays all the milfs in the land especially his friends moms.

Bitch tit smashed my mom last night

by Big boy69 March 8, 2016

Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.

Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits

by _Jacques March 28, 2016

wheat tits

a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.

max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."

jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."

by woggzy July 2, 2019

Tits

1. Female breasts
2. Also, for a time, prison slang for heroine.

1. She got nice tits, bruh.

2. Hey man (scratches neck). You got any tits?

by garcalej July 11, 2019

tits mgee

Tits mgee is what u call ur husband or ex husband/boyfriend, that has man tits! Big that it's bra time ..lollll

use it as a term of endearment, as caller ID, everything u can use in reference to that asshole with man tits that's pissed u off!!

"Fuck , tits mgee is really pissing me off calling me so much!"
"Hey guys it's tits mgee , guy who thinks he knows everything!"

by Alasvegas July 13, 2019