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teach a man to fish saying

something someone named leo can’t stop saying
the teach a man to fish saying is said like this, “If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.” - john leo penn
by bskakanwkjsbsjsj August 10, 2022
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Umbrella Fish

Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.
Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.
by Bands731 August 23, 2021
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fish muncher

Usually used against Bangladesh/Bengali's

They eat a lot of fish reasons why because they probably love giving its gils a blowjob but its also because they have a lake full of fish which makes it pretty much the only food they have they've come to like it over the years but now they can eat an whole aquarium.

Boy: Fish muncher go back into the ocean
Oi you fish muncher give me all the fish u got your tank
by ThePakiPrince March 5, 2021
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Tip fishing

The act of ingratiating oneself with someone who has recently come into money or fortune in the hopes of receiving a portion of it. This often involves feigning friendship or displaying exaggerated kindness towards the individual who has obtained the wealth, with the ulterior motive of benefiting financially from the association. Similar to "gold digging," but specifically targeting recent windfalls or successful endeavors.
Berkay: Yoooo dom i love you bro I heard about that fortune 500 company you ransomed btw my moms nudes got leaked my rollbit username is berkayy

Me: Bro, stop tip fishing
by Mehmet1976 April 14, 2024
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coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach
I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.
by Monto Juan April 18, 2018
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fish

by Krumpli March 1, 2018
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roof fishing

Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.
I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.
by SlayerRocker82 August 26, 2016
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