wichita walk off

To perform a Wichita walk off you must first catch a house fly and remove its wings without killing it. You then get in the bathtub and let your penis head float just above the surface of the water thus creating a desert island for your wingless fly to walk around on. You can also put a cocktail umbrella in your pee hole for added effect.

what are you doing?
trying to catch a fly.
why?
for a wichita walk off!

by paul loots April 27, 2006

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better with the lights off

1. "In possession of a such a great personality that not being distracted by your beauty makes you even more beautiful."

2. "Ugly, but really good at sex in the dark."

3. "I hope you don't mind but I have a hangup about having sex with the lights on. Can I turn out the lights so I can fantasize that you're a different girl?"

4. "I really don't care how you look right now. Let's do it."

Girl, don't take this the wrong way, but you look better with the lights off...

by Stahrk December 26, 2011

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Off-Duty Ninja

A ninja who is not currently working and is now in the guise of a civillian.

When a bank robber pointed his gun at me, he had no idea i was an off-duty ninja. He realizied later, though, when I had kicked his ass.

by trinityiam August 26, 2004

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off topic

a silly place at 6gc.net

its loaded with jelly beans, nawz, ironing money, trance, goats, and stuff.

by Akimbo June 11, 2004

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to rip off a Carrie

1) To cause either violence or destruction; mayhem, confusion.

2) To commit arson.

Peter: “Have you seen that episode of “The Office”, when the beat farmer, Dwight, pulls out a Molotov cocktail from the back of Michael Scott’s car?”

Tessa: “Yea, I think he was trying to rip off a Carrie with that.”

by Newshanks April 22, 2018

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