Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.

Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "

by FightMilkChamp July 11, 2018

Tit it and quit it

When you have a short relationship that only goes to 2nd Base

Her? No. We already broke up. We didnt go all the way though. Tit it and quit it.

by saxman November 6, 2020

tits

A word some friends and I decided to be used to mean good. An episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" aired where it happened. Pretty cool. And yet lame.

That motorcycle is tits!

by Anon135813 November 13, 2020

off its tits

Really, really excessive.

Chains of Olympus is a PSP-exclusive prequel installment in the God of War series, a bunch of games that combine an (at best) loose understanding of Greek mythology with a level of violence that hovers somewhere between "excessive" and "completely off its tits."

by Malreynolds June 28, 2014

Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy May 31, 2017

man tits

a farass or fatass have man boobs or mantits

daly have man tits

by seeky12 April 4, 2019

Tits out Thursday

When you simply free your tits on a Thursday, let them breathe bitch.

let them breathe, Its Tits out Thursday

by vomitkitten88 July 20, 2022