Wonky fruit cake

An ugly gay person

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"

by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Bread Cake

3 Peices Of Bread Stacked On Top Of Each other, With Chocolate Sauce On Each One. On The Top One, There's Sprinkles Alongside The Chocolate-Top Of The Yummy Monolith.

I'm So Fat, That I'm Basically A Stress Ball. The Only Reason Is Because I Eat Bread Cake.

by A@$TE90P3 April 18, 2023

cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo

Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!

by ChampagneCulo August 3, 2017

Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025

Hungarian hot cake

An act performed whereas 2 nude people are in the standing or laying position, with their butt cheeks touching firmly, and one of the individuals farts.

Things in our marriage were getting kind of boring. I saw her laying there with no pants on, so I gave her a Hungarian hot cake

by Masta_bluesman February 18, 2024

Sewage Cake

Something that looks great on the outside, but is full of shit on the inside, like a cake filled with raw sewage.

I bought this book cause it looked great, but the story's awful. It's a complete sewage cake.

by Lilith Song October 13, 2015