National shag Brodie day

April 24th is national shag Brodie day go up to Brodie and drop those panties

It’s April 24th it’s national shag Brodie day

by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020

National Bite Aubrey Day

Every February 11th is national bite Aubrey day! Grab your favorite Aubrey and give them a nice little munch.

“Hey do you know what day is today Aubrey?”
“No?”
“It’s national bite Aubrey day! *munch*”

by Missionbiteaubrey February 11, 2022

national kid kicking day

October the 11th, kick the kid you hate the most
yes you can kick your little sibling.

kid: *says cringe joke*
you: *kicks kid*
kid* OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT
you: its national kid kicking day
kid: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

national sleep together day

a day where you can sleep with ANYONE you choose no matter what they have to say yes so choose wisely

Person 1: hey bro did you really ask her to sleep with you?
Person 2: yeah man its national sleep together day.
Person 3:hey will you sleep with me?

by i'm retarded as fu- October 12, 2021

National Fake Friends Day

This is a day where you call a bitch out and post them, or you just drop them. This day is especially made for those in your life that seem like they're never happy when you're happy. The listed date is January 1st

"Hey, its January 1st, who are you gonna post?"
What's on January 1st?
"National Fake Friends Day!"

by just some random ass kid November 28, 2019

National Grab Pussy Day

April 12th is National Grab Pussy Day, taken or not be ready to get your pussy grabbed.

“how many did you get today”

“i grabbed 15”

“that’s what you do on National Grab Pussy Day

by lauren7599 April 11, 2019

National grab ass day

Me: yr bout to get freaking clapped

Friend: why
Me cause is grab ass day, gimme them cheeks

April 15 is national grab ass day

Again

by National ass grabbing day April 12, 2019