Mexican Tugboat

The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.

Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.

Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!

by Popadopolis_FTS October 30, 2014

Mexican Mimosa

A shot of tequila with lime paired with a Corona Extra with lime.

Hey Ian, let’s head down to the Mexican restaurant 7:00 A.M and start the day with a Mexican Mimosa.

by appletomc May 14, 2019

Mexican Hotplate Supreme

The partner dusts the outer rim of their mouth with Tahin, then the duster places their asshole directly on the mouth of the receiver and proceeds to flatulate. (While the sweet sounds of Lionel Richie play in the background)

Lexi gave her a lover a Mexican Hotplate Supreme after a romantic night of dancing and burritos.

by Mitchkran July 22, 2022

mexican pushup

the action of hopping a fence when you extend your arms fully from a bent position.

i heard the cops and i did a mexican pushup when i hit the fence

by qoeurrhq August 27, 2013

chimmy mexican

Person with huge penis and small brain yet smart because they can run across the fucking border with speed and a boner

My friend named Aidyn Gingrich is a mexican which makes him a chimmy mexican

by LdGowags5 April 21, 2017

Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants

-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise

by Lamasisful July 19, 2023

Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025