Bagel kiss

Why are you searching this up FREAKBOB

So when a guy whips out his huge cock and sticks it in a bagel the tip kisses the bagel

Penis into a bagel like a kiss mwah bagel kiss

by Puttbucker August 6, 2025

Kiss a depressed persons day

Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15

Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!

by D3pressed a-hole January 7, 2020

Dead man's kiss

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.

Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss

by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019

dixie kiss

Something corny my boyfriend keeps signing his texts with.

"Hope you had a good day. Dixie kiss."

by Queen Solomon November 21, 2013

Australian Kiss

A very reassuring, non-sexual kiss to the hand, cheek, or forehead to represent love and kindness. Often done by Australian stepmothers to their step sons when meeting them.

Son: stepmom gave me an Australian kiss when we met!
Father: she must cherish you!

by CashMoneyK420 September 26, 2022

“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

by the forever virgin March 27, 2024

Kissing Theory

Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature

Yo, use the Kissing Theory to kiss a girl

by Iqrathestrippa May 14, 2020