Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!

Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.

Jack-in-the-ass by K-Train91 April 17, 2017

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Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual

Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that

Jack Farmer by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017

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Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

Jack-Off Scratchpot by KickDickem April 20, 2017