Butter Finger

A wide receiver who can't catch the ball because he is always having sex. Too much pussy juices on his hands.

A butter finger is someone who focuses more on sex then football.

by Pch20 March 2, 2018

Lava Finger

When having sex from behind you take a scoop of icy hot on your thumb and jam it up the anus

I was hittin tina from the back and i hit her with a lava finger

by KingKear July 27, 2018

manky finger nail

Manky finger nail:

A finger nail that has gone black due to bruising.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Guy2: Which ones Jimmy?
Guy1: Oh you know, he's the one with the manky finger nail.

by JP1996 August 17, 2018

Eleventh finger

Another name for penis

That man has such a small eleventh finger.

by Raquelkenna August 28, 2018

Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want

Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now

by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018

Slipped finger syndrome

This is an almost autonomous and impulsive urge to hover over the buy button on a Most Haunted Experience event. Before you know it you’ve booked another one. There is believed to be no cure for this....

I don’t know how I’ve done it I’ve just booked another MHE event, it must be slipped finger syndrome again

by Ghostie September 26, 2018

Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.

"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."

by KleverJester October 10, 2018